Englisch

I have a sense of humour that ranges from the smart and witty to the downright wrong. Whether or not that means I'm actually funny is still up for debate. I quote lots of movies. But I usually get them wrong. My punchlines need work. I love football and hockey. But I'm no where near as awesome at them as the five year old me envisioned myself being at this age. I once killed a man in Reno just to watch him die. Actually it was an accident. I only stood there because I was in shock over what I'd done. We buried the dude in the desert. We don't talk about it anymore. I've walked around with appendicitis for five days and didn't say a damn word. But I whine to anyone who will listen that I have a cold. I shrug my shoulders with indifference when I realize I've lost my cell phone. It's happened so many times now I just don't care. I'm like an onion. I have layers. Except I don't smell like an onion. It's more of an assorted mix of men's hygiene products covered over with Hugo Boss. I think you'd like it.

Jungfrau

Athletisch

6' 1 (1.85 m)

Blau

Andere

Nein

Ja

Hintern

Strategisch platzierte Tattoos

Kahl

Nein

Universitäts-Abschluss

Vollzeit

Militär

Alleine

Freunde kommen gelegentlich vorbei

Ja - Sozial

Ja - Oft

Normalo

Heftig

Trainieren

Mit Freunden ausgehen

Cage fighting

Freundlich

Jeden Tag

To Rule the World

Trocken / Sarkastisch

Nachrichten

Action

Rock

Klassik

Cracking jokes at everything.

Intelligenz

A girl who's positive, independent, upbeat, funny, cute, smart, and with a few retarded quirks to keep things interesting.