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I have a sense of humour that ranges from the smart and witty to the downright wrong. Whether or not that means I'm actually funny is still up for debate. I quote lots of movies. But I usually get them wrong. My punchlines need work. I love football and hockey. But I'm no where near as awesome at them as the five year old me envisioned myself being at this age. I once killed a man in Reno just to watch him die. Actually it was an accident. I only stood there because I was in shock over what I'd done. We buried the dude in the desert. We don't talk about it anymore. I've walked around with appendicitis for five days and didn't say a damn word. But I whine to anyone who will listen that I have a cold. I shrug my shoulders with indifference when I realize I've lost my cell phone. It's happened so many times now I just don't care. I'm like an onion. I have layers. Except I don't smell like an onion. It's more of an assorted mix of men's hygiene products covered over with Hugo Boss. I think you'd like it.

Девица

Атлетска/обликована

185 цм

Плавa

Остало

Не

Да

Задњица

Тетоважа која се не види

Ћелав/ћелава

Не

Докторат

Пуно радно време

Војска

Сам(а)

Понекад ми дођу пријатељи

Да - у друштву

Да - често

Просечан/просечна

Упадљив(а)

Вежбање/Тренирање

Дружење с пријатељима

Cage fighting

Дружељубив/дружељубива

Сваки дан

To Rule the World

Сиров/саркастичан

Вести

Акције

Рок

Класике

Cracking jokes at everything.

Интелигенција

A girl who's positive, independent, upbeat, funny, cute, smart, and with a few retarded quirks to keep things interesting.